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REVIEW: Behind The Candelabra

Game Douglas & Damon double act dazzles, doesn’t quite transcend the bio genre. Rob Lowe: cameOH!

Rating: 3 out of 5

REVIEW: World War Z

Brad Pitt keeps his cool in a breathless globe-trotting zombie thriller that’s more shock than gore.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5

REVIEW: This Is The End

Surprisingly tight apocalypse bro-com with Seth Rogen and Jay Baruchel holed up in James Franco’s pad.

Rating: 3 out of 5

REVIEW: Girl Most Likely

Kristen Wiig, Annette Bening & Matt Dillon wasted in an unlikely string of misfired life crisis gags.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5

REVIEW: The Great Gatsby

Cold, empty adaptation with a few good Leo & Carey moments in a wash of flashy mega-trailer set pieces.

Rating: 2 out of 5

REVIEW: Star Trek Into Darkness

Phasers set for fun again, Benedict Cumberbatch a decent grudgematch foe. Warp-level lens flare.

Rating: 3 out of 5

REVIEW: Oblivion

Tom Cruise patrols empty earth in big bucks sci-fi with style. Borrows from classics but a satisfying ride.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5

REVIEW: Brave

Decent fairytale about a highlands princess who can’t bear tradition. Looks great, but lacks pure Pixar magic.

Rating: 3 out of 5

REVIEW: The Omega Man

Charlton Heston cruises an empty NYC by day, dodges albino mutants by night. Good start, lacks tension.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5

REVIEW: On The Beach

Cary Grant and Ava Gardner wait months for lethal atomic radiation to arrive down under. Apocalypse slow.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5

REVIEW: Peace, Love & Misunderstanding

Uptight Catherine Keener reconnects w Woodstock mum Jane Fonda. No surprises, good vibes.

Rating: 3 out of 5

REVIEW: I’m So Excited!

Almodovar reworks Airplane! as a wild mescaline-fuelled mile-high business class satire. Mucho fun.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5

REVIEW: Margin Call

Taut Wall St meltdown. Zachary Quinto spots black hole in his firm’s numbers, passes it up the food chain.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5

REVIEW: Ice Cold In Alex

Classic WW2 desert rats adventure with John Mills dying for a Carlsberg in the Sahara.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5

REVIEW: Red Riding Hood

My what big plot holes you have…

Rating: 1 out of 5